Site News »	January 09, 2010 - BBAAARRKK!!!	Senthiele
TRITON is currently recruiting for the rampage through the Underfoot. Classes: Cleric, Enchanter, Shaman, Wizard, Necromancer, Shadow Knight, Warrior. If you have what it takes to be in the long-standing #1 guild on Povar, contact povar.Zaax, povar.Senthiele, povar.Arrowheade, povar.Repthor, or povar.Ayenia today! Twas the holiday Season, In the TRITON guild hall, Not a player was raiding, No-one at all. All the guildies were grouping, Progressing away, Or offline with family, to visit and play. The bugs were all coded, in the new raid content, Leading to visions of grandeur, for winning a buggy event! When to everyone's surprise, an update appeared. A *We killed Fippy*, A *Server First* cheer. What good fortune! Great timing, You passed the first test! Enjoy the accomplishment, *BEST* while TRITON's at rest. Arrow knows how to throw a party. Count it down.. don't miss #13.. aww. So the New Year Arrived, The Holidays done, The rest break is over, Time to raid and have fun! (Party like it's 1999) First Senth, and then Hydra, Steel, Rep and Getts. The ownage of Fippy, Soon did commence. The Yip-Yap had ceased, As the dust came to settle, The Frogs on parade, Triton had proven it's mettle. The loot was soon divvied, With more mobs in our sight, Happy raiding to all, and to all a late night! Next up It seems while we were off celebrating the end of the first decade of Everquest, and ringing in the New Year, some were fortuitous enough to take advantage of our absence and score early wins! Good for them! Truly though.. Congratulations are in order. It's quite the accomplishment, and we are reminded that even the retard in the group can get laid if the pretty girl drinks enough beer. As a coach once told his players, when you score.. act like you've been there before. Too bad it's not exactly Rudy on this team. No dumb ass. That's Triton doing the event the right way, being persistent with it, and scoring out of pure effort, not dumb luck. While you were idling, cocksure in the guild lobby, Triton decided it was time to party like it was 1999! Here. We have something for you. And, in the immortal words of Fippy... YIP YAP. And... QUOTES! As soon as you lame asses send some in. - Senthiele
Last edited by Senthiele on January 29, 2010.